Thursday, May 18, 2006

FOAD Thursday!!!

So today is Fuck Off And Die Thursday! Finally! Where should we start...

Let's start with the moron in Dunkin Donuts. Every other day I'm there and I order the EXACT same thing. Every time you have to ask me three times what I want... and still you give me milk and not cream!!! Tomorrow... if I don't get the cream... your getting the coffee... IN YOUR FACE! So FOAD Dunkin Dipshit!!!

Now let's move on to random drug testing policies. It is truly amazing how certain people will come up on the "computer" the day after they called the Purchasing Agent a cheap bastard (well... if the shoe fits... then leave it and get the one that doesn't for 50% off asswipe). So after 12 years suddenly the number comes up! FOAD computer... which by the way EVERYONE knows still is not working... so we know the "computer" is a breathing being who just happens to have lunch EVERY DAY with the Asswipe Purchasing Agent!!! And on that subject FOAD all idiots who KNOW that randoms can happen, but decide to smoke a joint anyway 'cause "it's there"... and then REFUSE the test because it violates their "belief system". Newsflash idiot... we deal with peoples LIVES here... so if you can't do it straight... don't do it!!!

To those people who don't think that us Cr@ck@ @$$3$ can't be pimps. Well I got news for ya'll... it's hard out here for a pimp... but it's harder out here for us Cr@ck@z... and ya'll need to show some R-E-S-P-E-C-T!!! Ya'll need to R-E-C-O-G-N-I-Z-E!!! And stop being up our @$$3$ over EVERYTHING!!! We wiznill not go quietly into tha nizzay . Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.. We will not be wiped from tha face of this earth coz of tha color of our skizzay . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. We will not be sent ta our beds witout our baller... or fo` tizzle motherfucka witout our dessert whizzich means yo woman!!! Dizzy blame us coz we treat our ladies right n dont pusha KFC as 5-star din'n!!! So FOAD all you h@t3rs!

Finally let us say FOAD to those people out there who feel the need to know EVERY LITTLE DETAIL of something I'M DOING. There is a REASON that I AM the one DOING IT. If you need to know about it then I will tell you... otherwise... Fuck Off And Die!!!

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