A Pile of Dog Bones

“In each of us two natures are at war… the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, but one of them must conquer. In our own hands lies the power to choose. What we want most to be we are.” – Dr. Henry Jekyll

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Ooogle Monday

For years experts have said that playing video games will lead us to a health crisis. With the recent revelation by experts WE LIKE that ooogling someone for 10 minutes a day of the attractive sex will lead to a longer and healthier life has made leading a healthier life so much easier with her:

The First Lady of Video Games

That's right ladies and more specifically the gentleman... I give you the First Lady of Video Games... THE Lara Croft. Lara can now be found countrywide in Tomb Raider: Legend.

Nice cleavage shot!

Lara is not only the number one most played with female in the world... she also now has a Guiness World Record. This is a babe that has it all.

Girls with guns... wow...

There is one downside to Ms. Croft... she's made of pixels. To combat this slight problem Eidos has done the right thing and recruited model Karima Adebibe to be the official Lara Croft Ambassador to the real flesh world.

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Mmmm... yeah... good choice boys...

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Playing video games has never been healthier since Atari's Kaboom! helped children with their hand and eye coordination...

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... thank the lord for Kaboom!

Now for you ladies... a little something for you guys to get the blood flowing... and while I did think about giving you guys a treat to a Duke Nuke'em special, well I figured you would enjoy this better...

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And if that wasn't up your alley... how about this...

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Who loves you???

Posted by New York City's Watchdog :: 5/14/2006 11:19:00 PM :: :: 9 Bones Added to the Pile

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