Sunday, October 08, 2006

Ooogle Monday... Why Am I NOT The King Of Porn???

I'll be honest. I am a very humble person. I hate being singled out and praised for something I've done or said. This is an exception. So apprently there is a blog award contest going on over at It's My Kitchen And I'll Throw Knives If I Want To. So a bunch of bloggers got nominated for a bunch of awards in a variety of categories. One of the categories is... King of Porn. I would think I should be a shoe in for this considering my loyalty to my readers every Ooogle Monday.

No.

Not one of you ungrateful bastards could nominate me for an award I so clearly am deserving of. Instead, and this isn't a swipe at him because I also read him and am a fan, Mr. Fab got nominated. Even Billy got left out of that mix and not for nothing, but I've gotten better porn from my ex-wife's girlfriend than I have from Mr. Fab. So while I was there today voting for the person who unknowingly tipped me off about the whole thing... I voted for myself. I truly suggest ya'll do the same especially since I am in a serious drama drought and my quest to become King of All Drama may be in jeopardy. Oh and while you're there... vote for choice number 2 in the "Blogger So Sweet It Gives You A Headache" category too. Go vote now...

Now since that has been said, noted, and linked... on to the Ooogle...

And since I am a red-blooded male...
So who's the King of Porn now???

EDIT: Okay, as per Monique's request (and in an obvious quest for votes), I will open up for requests. Ladies, since every guy I think is hot obviously isn't then please provide me with some names. Just keep in mind that if I post George Clooney one more time he may take out a restraining order on me. So here, for Monique, is Chris "I bagged Katie Holmes before Alien Tom assimilated her" Klein...


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