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Saturday, December 09, 2006Hey Jack Frost... Just Bring It Bitch!!!
So New York finally got hit with freezing temperatures. Of course I spent most of the night trucking around and doing drive-bys and cab rides. Originally I planned on going straight to bed, seeing as how the only thing I could say about it is reiterate my 3 cardinal rules of EMS life:
So I unwrapped it... reveled in its glory which I will share momentarily... but first... a sonnet of the highest order. Cue the Austrian Boys Choir please...
Your blog is orangeBeautiful, isn't it? So now without further adieu I give you my very own, hand crafted, one of a kind, official, ORANGE, APODB afghan:
This is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!! Here's a closer look at the stitching design which I have no clue what it's called but I'm sure it has a name and don't get all silly and shit because it looks brown because I ASSURE you it is in fact orange but the fucking flash wouldn't go off this close and when you zoom it doesn't come out as good so I will now end this run-on sentence from hell with a close-up photo of the awesome stitch work:
So now I have my very own, hand made, unique, official, ORANGE, APODB afghan!!!!! To top it all off... I got a SONNET!!!!! Are you jealous? Yeah, you fucking should be. So Miss Ann, I thank you very very very much... and I assure you it will go absolutely no where near the closet!!!!! Oh, and I so would have called when I first opened it... but I tend to think calling at 5:00am might have seen me equalised just for kicks... so I'll be calling this weekend sometime... you so rawk!!!!!!!